Jesus and Moses were at a golf course getting ready to play a round. This hole has a long fairway and a water hazard. Jesus sets his golf ball on the championship tee when Moses says, “I think you’ll do better from this novice tee.”

Jesus doesn’t want to hear it and replies, “I’ve seen Tiger Woods do this a hundred times.” So, Jesus hits the ball and it sails over the fairway over the water, and splash….into the water it goes…

Moses, seeing this, goes to the water hazard, parts the water and retrieves the golf ball for Jesus.

Jesus sets his ball back on the championship tee and Moses says, “I REALLY think you’ll do better from the novice tee.”

Again, Jesus replies, “I’ve seen Tiger do this, don’t worry about it.”

Jesus hits the ball and again, it sails over the fairway over the water, and splash….back into the water it goes.

Moses, again seeing this, goes to the water hazard, parts the water and retrieves the golf ball for Jesus.

Jesus sets the golf ball on the championship tee once again, and Moses tells him, “I am NOT getting your ball if it falls back into the water.”

So, Jesus tells him not to worry, he’s seen Tiger Woods do this numerous times. He then hits the ball, it sails over the fairway, over the water and then…..splash….back into the water again.

Since Moses won’t get his golf ball, Jesus walks over to the water hazard, walks into the center to retrieve his ball. While he is standing on the water, two golfers are walking up to the hole and see Jesus on the water.

The first golfer says, “Who does he think he is…..Jesus?
Moses replied, “No, he thinks he’s Tiger Woods!”

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